Tour Success

Our boundless gratitude must be expressed to all those who helped us in the past month.

Thank you for doing these things all the time:

Responding to emails and phone calls.
Purchasing records at wholesale prices.
Professionally miking a drum kit.
Collecting money (it's not a donation because it's not a charity).
Jump starting a vehicle.
Withholding a moving violation in favor of a warning.
Rocking out with a generator.
Sending mass text messages.
Cooking healthy meals.
Annoying your neighbors on a monthly basis.
Making unwise financial decisions regarding alcohol.
Rapping.
Distorting.
Trading tapes.
Booking local favorites to draw a crowd.
Xeroxing flyers.
Shaking your bootie.



For real, thank you.