Tour Success

Our boundless gratitude must be expressed to all those who helped us in the past month.

Thank you for doing these things all the time:

Responding to emails and phone calls.
Purchasing records at wholesale prices.
Professionally miking a drum kit.
Collecting money (it's not a donation because it's not a charity).
Jump starting a vehicle.
Withholding a moving violation in favor of a warning.
Rocking out with a generator.
Sending mass text messages.
Cooking healthy meals.
Annoying your neighbors on a monthly basis.
Making unwise financial decisions regarding alcohol.
Rapping.
Distorting.
Trading tapes.
Booking local favorites to draw a crowd.
Xeroxing flyers.
Shaking your bootie.



For real, thank you.

Erica's Taxi/ We Can't Spell Tour Begins Tomorrow!

Hey world! Our Midwest/East Coast tour starts tomorrow. We are still looking for shows in the midwest. All offers will be considered. Tour dates are on the right hand column. Be there for the night of your life with Tampa's finest humans in quasi-uniform.

Diamond Hymen & Outmode Tour

JULY


• 23 ORLANDO w/ deeyay, dj weedleaf + more @ stardust
  
• 26 CHARLESTON @ "erin & jake's"
  
• 27 CARRBORO 6pm bbq w/ rotten apples + vvaqrt @ meadows of dan
  
• 28 BALTIMORE w/ drugs bunny @ the bank
  
• 29 BROOKLYN (obsolete units presents...)
  
• 30 FAR ROCKAWAY w/ grey market + slasher risk @ red light district
  
• 31 PROVIDENCE w/ human beast, daily life, + more @ the bare mattress
  
  
  AUGUST
  
  
  
• 1 NORTHAMPTON w/ dj ca$hman @ 145 South St.
  
• 2 PHILLY @ JR's bar(south philly)
  
• 3 CLEVELAND @ menstrual mansion
  
• 4 HELLLPPP
  
• 5 CHICAGO (rotten milk presents...)
  
• 6 MILWAUKEE (vicious pop presents...)
  
• 7 IOWA CITY @ white lightning wherehouse
  
• 8 ST LOUIS w/ ghost ice @ apop(?)
  
• 9 MURFREESBORO w/ nightburger, jeff zagers, + lazy magnet
  
• 13 ATLANTA w/ skeleton warrior @ beep beep gallery
  
  
  

Tour dates copied straight off of the Stay Away From Ghosts website.

music tonight

• Tonight at Branch Avenue:
  
  
  
• Russian Tsarlag
  
• Father Finger
  
• Haves & Thirds
  
• Brown SoundDrown (From Deep Vermont)!
  
  
  
• And then on Monday there's an event at Heinrich's with:
  
• Pigeon Religion
  
• Hell Kite
  
• Old SMoker
  
• Craow
  

Hooray!

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Speak to the Eye

Speak to the eye by skeletonwarrior2010

"Speak to the Eye", unreleased jam from Myakka City. New all access secret cache of Skeleton Warrior rare obscure totally free download.

Joey

Joey by skeletonwarrior2010
Joey, from "Pornographic Hologram" cassette on Obsolete Units.

Another show!

July 9.
Friday Night.
9 pm.
Bring your friends Washington and Lincoln.

Gun Outfit, from far away.
Dads, in Tampa again.
Russian Tsarlag, from Russia with Love.
Brides of Borg, from Orlando.

We are totally psyched!! I love the three bands I've heard before, and my vastly intelligent friends have hyped up the strange band.

show on wednesday!

Hey all! Here be your official invitation to our house on Wednesday. We present a musical offering to the Angel of the Bubble and the Demon that Pops. Appearing live: Pony Payroll Bones, Mississippi Blood, Single Mothers, and David Kirby. All or most of whom hail from Atlanta, GA.
Also, the much anticipated second performance of TIM: Techno-Insta-Muscles. Come on down! Bring animal, vegetable, or mineral friends. RSVP will be ignored.


And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O! say does that star-spangled banner yet wave,
O'er Saddam's wondrous palace, and Usama's cave.

Skeleton Warrior Show!

Hi. We are playing in Sarasota, at the Joint collective, on July 4, 2010. Also appearing: Skunk Ape. Also, maybe something else that we do not know about. What time? I don't know.

a rose is a rose

happy birthday carol dukes

Here's wishing a happy birthday to Carol Beeson Dukes.

Friday Night!!!

June 25th.
9 pm.
Heinrich's Workshop (5805 N. 50th Street in Tampa).

Blue Sabbath Black Fiji
Laundryroom Squelchers
Booga Boooga
Moon Dust +

> $3 suggested contribution

We will be physically present.

no buttersouls.

saturday june 26

Saturday June 26.
We shall trek to Miami for an event titled "Strange Days 2". And the days be strange indeed. Skeleton Warrior and Moon Dust + meditate in preparation for their most tropical expedition yet. Appearing as well in non-combative mode: Lesson Lesson Lessen Relearn from West Palm Beeeyotch and Cop City Chill Pillars from Lake Worth. All the available evidence points to a lucrative and sexy exhibition.



Confused about which direction to pray towards, now that Mecca has been absorbed into the Everyman Matrix? Try shoe divination. Remove shoes; throw up in the air; pray in the direction of the toes of the shoes; rotate/invert pentagrams and hyper-slices relative to the inversion of the shoes. Sad times in a sick world can be remedied by this simple re-orientation procedure.

Los Angeles Film Festival

yay newton.

Newton is the winner. He wakes up early and he won the prize for being the first to link to skeletonwarrior.tk. Newton is also a fantastic artist-- perhaps the only legitimate "mail art" practitioner in America. He has probably touched more mail, more art, and more male heart, than you or I could ever dream of touching.

FUN - two year anniversary performance (above version) from Breathmint on Vimeo.

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